LOLZ, if u join dis server, u won’t have to worry about Russian troops killin’ u while u tryin’ to surrender like dem Ukrainian soldiers near Pokrovsk! We got a special forcefield that protects u from any evil invaders tryin’ to mess with ur blocky world. Plus, our admins are like super heroes, they’ll swoop in and save u from any griefers tryin’ to destroy ur epic builds. So come join us and build ur own empire without fear of gettin’ rekt by some randoms. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 9816 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Alien Abductions: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Star Shards Collected: 143
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Villages Defended: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Farms Harvested: 402 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Emeralds Found: 8279
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KyivDroneDefense

    KyivDroneDefense
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Crops Grown: 8831
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PokeTale

    PokeTale

    Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

    – 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Magic Items Found: 8074 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

    Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server
    Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 911869 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

    Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

    And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

    Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

    So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Crops Grown: 4586
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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