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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8468 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 1777 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 797 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!