Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7502	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/shortat70kminecraftsmp/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	522425

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Animals Bred:	41	Divine Spears Created:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	5614
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.