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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magic Items Found:	8600
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	7945	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Villages Defended:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9972
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3668
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33
Star Shards Collected:	242	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Votes:	5114	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Votes:	2587
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	91/300	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	4452	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Magic Wands Crafted:	25