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TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Votes:	2505
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1385	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5794
Void Armor Forged:	14	Farms Harvested:	344
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Items Found:	8179
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	6482
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	257733	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Votes:	1132
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Ores Mined:	2390

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9198
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	7342	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2