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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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