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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 4499 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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