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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 25
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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