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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
New Chunks Explored: 515014 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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