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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Magic Items Found: 8387 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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