Pixel Peril | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HeartCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your blocky heart? Well, look no further, because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that those who complete his challenges will be rewarded with untold riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner blocky warrior run free. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NasrallahsDemise Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the funniest mods and craziest builds u ever seen! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can talk, it’s a real party up in here.

u wanna know why u should join? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and started chasing them around the map! it was hilarious, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a special event every week where players have to fight a dragon while riding on sheep? yeah, it’s as insane as it sounds.

so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and have the time of ur life on our minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NasrallahsGoneLOL

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OMG GUYS, u gotta join this server cuz like, the IDF just said Nasrallah is dead on it! Like, can u believe it? We got rid of that dude in Minecraft, how epic is that? Join now to be part of the craziest Minecraft server where we take down world leaders and stuff. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff. Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

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Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

Server Name	Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
Platform	Minecraft Bedrock
Server IP	insomnia.minecraft.pe
Port	60272

About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

Join a community-driven world where you can:

Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

Discord: Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Insomniacs SMP?	Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
Are there survival challenges on the server?	Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
How can I show off my creative builds?	You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2923
Star Shards Collected:	266	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

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Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Animals Bred:	162	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyFriendz

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Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5352
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NasrallahsGoneWild

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crops Grown:	8061
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5