u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Gods Slained: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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