u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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