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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9294 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.