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    TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.

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    Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown
    so like, u know how some peeps say hand writing notes is better than typing? well, this server is like the hand writing of minecraft servers. it’s like, so beneficial for ur learning, u won’t even believe it.

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  • Wife’s Dollhouse Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a house full of trinkets? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen!

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  • No Boyfriends Allowed Minecraft Server

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