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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.
