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Players: 101/300 Votes: 2814
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Gods Slained: 2 Villages Defended: 17
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where Huns battle Burgundy, Japan clashes with GötaLand, and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of Huns come charging in on their trusty steeds, ready to pillage and plunder. But fear not, because you can team up with the mighty Burgundians to defend your turf and send those barbarians packing!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the samurais of Japan arrive on the scene, wielding their katanas and ninja skills. Will you ally with them to take down your enemies, or will you forge your own path to victory in the land of GötaLand?

With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players like no other, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Join us for round 1 of Huns & Burgundy vs Japan & GötaLand and let the madness begin!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 725
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2242
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8051
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Farms Harvested: 934
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5174
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 1723
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Votes: 8404

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2322
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Votes: 2975 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7772 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 347
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8297
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Animals Bred: 159
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4274
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6928
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4955
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 189
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2159 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4184
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Potions Brewed: 165
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 757
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Crops Grown: 5612 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4085
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 313
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5209
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 707 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Enchantments Applied: 280
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Buildings Constructed: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8254
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Crops Grown: 5617
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Potions Brewed: 145 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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