Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	8461	Dimension Hops:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Votes:	4949
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9603	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Buildings Constructed:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9596	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4142	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7275
Enchantments Applied:	75	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!