Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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