Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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