OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7977
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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