Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

Entertainment, ethyria, Gaming, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madness, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, xsoleil

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6023
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	11796
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4061	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8613
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Potions Brewed:	167	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5258	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5194
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4971	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!