Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1336
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	3044	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Animals Bred:	167	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	1861
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	276	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	275	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	487435
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mines Excavated:	4137
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	655	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1085
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9138
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Potions Brewed:	84	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Star Shards Collected:	154	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Buildings Constructed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	699845	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!