Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

    Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

    Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ores Mined: 6842

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Goldberg unironically had one of the best power-based movesets in Minecraft SMP

    Goldberg unironically had one of the best power-based movesets in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic power moves you’ve ever seen! We’re talking Goldberg level power here, folks. Imagine punching a tree and it explodes into a million diamonds, or sneezing and accidentally creating a new dimension. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and unleash your inner Goldberg, because on this SMP, anything is possible!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Skullgirls & Friends Minecraft Server

    Skullgirls & Friends Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

    Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate glow-up? Look no further, because on our server, we offer a special potion that will transform your character into a 100% female body with no major side effects! Say goodbye to your old blocky self and hello to a whole new you!

    Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.

    Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    Active community

    Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

    Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

    Constant updates and improvements

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

    Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

    So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

    The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

    But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

    Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

    Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer
    Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • /Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    /Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

    Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

    Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

    Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

    3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

    Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3255 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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