Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the players were constantly torn between choosing Brie or Daisy as their favorite actress. The drama was so intense that it led to epic battles and grand debates in the chat. But fear not, for our server is a safe haven for all fans of both actresses!

And don’t even get me started on the characters Carol and Rey. The rivalry between these two in our server is legendary. Players have been known to build entire monuments dedicated to their favorite character, and the arguments over who is the worse character have been known to last for days.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is filled with excitement, drama, and outrageous debates, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new favorite actress or character along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 614

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Enchantments Applied: 159
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Magic Items Found: 5800 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 131
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 1101

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1361 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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