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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Emeralds Found: 7731 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4
Dimension Hops: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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