Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2937	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	9576	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	2270	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2044
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4484	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9096

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Farms Harvested:	775

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).