Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2512	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	6165	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8328	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	607
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	209375	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	647679
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8376
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Votes:	2157	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	181666
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7918
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	3390	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!