Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY