Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY