Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
99/700 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
20 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
12 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
8 |
Gryphons Tamed: |
3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!