Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	7844
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4968
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7073	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4379
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1065
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	276
Farms Harvested:	331	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21