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Crankshafted
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Crankshafted Website crankshafted.com Server Type SMP Player Base Adults 18+ FAQ
Question Answer Is the server whitelist? Yes, it is whitelisted. Interested players need to apply on the website. What type of server is it? It is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server. What is the age requirement? Players must be adults 18 years or older. CatRehomedCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as re-homing a cat at a salon? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to never judge a player for their questionable decisions, just like our friend who thought leaving a cat at a salon was a successful re-homing story.Come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet waiting for you outside your virtual door! So why wait? Join now and embrace the chaos!
PastaWindowMinecraftSMP
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got pasta everywhere, like literally, there’s pasta blocks, pasta mobs, pasta biomes, you name it! And the best part is, we don’t trust pasta, like at all. That’s why we have windows on all the pasta boxes, just to make sure there’s actually pasta inside. I mean, who knows what could be lurking in there, right? So come join us and let’s explore this wacky pasta-filled world together, it’s gonna be a wild ride!FutureFlicksMC
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GazaExitCraft
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