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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY