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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8805 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
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