Pixel Babes Galore

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Animals Bred:	54
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1724
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	3502

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	6720	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	502
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.