Pixel Asteroid Blasters

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Star Shards Collected: 237 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

    ””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

    But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 88 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial burdens? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself! Build your dream house without worrying about your sister’s garbage mountain or your mom’s money troubles.

    On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.

    So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 807
    Dragon Eggs Found: 870 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6383 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2746

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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