Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	2818	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mines Excavated:	2468	Votes:	1731
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8815
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	3158
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7486
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	193183	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crops Grown:	6689	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	5430

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	110
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	9095

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1664	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Votes:	243	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!