| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7197 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4075 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 389 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2665 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | New Chunks Explored: | 18103 |
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without worrying about unpaid debts. And the best part? We don’t charge interest on any loans you may take out in the game!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave Sarah and her money troubles behind. Trust us, the only crisis you’ll face here is deciding which enchanted sword to wield next!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8032 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll discover new music in the most epic way possible – by battling creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats! Our algorithm is so advanced, it’ll have you grooving to tunes you never knew you needed in your life.
Forget about boring old radio stations or your friends’ questionable music taste – on our server, the music is as lit as the lava in the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner rockstar while building the craziest Minecraft creations you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2399 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5546 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 354 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.
if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.
so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 640 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.
oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?
so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1223 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 66 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9174 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1371 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2261 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6860 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.
But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 688 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 132 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 611 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4445 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3176 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?
Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8409 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5603 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4453 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1488 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6785 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
