Pituitary Macrophage Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	55	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress

air pollution, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, copd, Disease Progression, emphysema, EmphysemaExpress, environmental particle pollution, healthy individuals, immune response, inflammation, inflammatory markers, lung function, lung health, LUNGS, macrophage activation, Macrophages, Patients, PixelPolution, respiratory disease, Spp1, upregulated

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.

Quantum Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, academic aspirations, academic goals, adult learner, career advancement, Career Change, challenging oneself, Crafters, determination, education journey, higher education, midwit, non-traditional student, Obsession, overcoming obstacles, passion for physics, personal growth, physics degree, pursuing dreams, Quantum, science enthusiast, self improvement, self-doubt

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, forget about boring old physics degrees, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time studying when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with us? Plus, who needs physics when you can have fun with virtual blocks all day? Join us for a wild ride of craziness and creativity, where the only degree you need is a degree in having a good time!

BuckleUpSis Minecraft Server

Angry, booster seat, buckle up, BuckleUpSis, car ride, cold outside, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Helpful, Jerk, Minecraft, misunderstanding, school transportation, Server, sibling relationships, treated like a baby, Upset, upset boyfriend, upset brother, upset family, upset sister, upset situation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we buckle up our players for the wildest ride of their lives! Join us and experience the thrill of helping others buckle up in virtual cars, just like in the heartwarming story above. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such drama and excitement? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft while also being a helpful passenger. But be warned, things may get heated like a car seat on a cold day. So buckle up, buttercup, and join us for a ride you won’t forget!

SisterInLawSassCraft

Boundaries, Confrontation, defending loved ones, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing situations., EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, husband defending wife, insensitive comments, motherhood struggles, postpartum, pregnancy aftermath, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawSassCraft, standing up for spouse, support system

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of dealing with annoying sister-in-laws who have no chill? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build a fortress to keep out all the haters.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sister-in-law appears out of nowhere and starts making fun of your mining skills. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your wrath on her by building a lava trap that will send her straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can team up with other players to prank your sister-in-law in the most epic ways possible. From building giant statues of her embarrassing moments to creating elaborate traps that will leave her scratching her head, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your sister-in-law who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, it’s the best therapy you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

TeenGenius Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Choices, Decision making, future planning, growth, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, Minecraft, opportunity, personal development, perspective, Reflection, regress, second chance, SELF AWARENESS, smp, teenage years, TeenGenius, time travel, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	167
Enchantments Applied:	168	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, imagine if you woke up as a 16-year-old but still had all your adult knowledge and experience. That’s basically what this server is like – a total mind trip!

So, like, on this server, you can build the most epic bases and prank your friends with the most ridiculous traps. And get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas that trade rare items for emeralds. Like, what even is that? It’s so random and hilarious!

And the best part is, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of Captain Potato. Legend has it, he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Like, who even does that? It’s so epic!

So, if you want to join in on the madness and chaos of this Minecraft SMP server, just hop on and prepare to have your mind blown. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

BackwardsCraft

adjust, Alter, BackwardsCraft, CHANGE, Correct, decision, do-over, FIX, hindsight, improve, mistake, modify, one thing, opportunity, rectify, redo, regret, Reverse, revise, turn back time, undo

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9286	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not being able to reverse that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can reverse ANYTHING! That’s right, whether it’s a cringy comment in the chat or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house, just use our magical reverse button and watch as time literally rewinds before your eyes. Join us now and never live with regret again!

Neowo. server minecraft

Bosses, Custom, Development, flying islands, Islands, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Neowo, new, objects, Server, Skyblock, Textures, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual objects

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	199
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Neowo is a unique minecraft server that offers players fascinating experience in the Skyblock mode. The server includes custom mows, bosses, objects and textures, creating an atmosphere that distinguishes it from other skyblock servers. Players will be able to explore their flying islands, fight with powerful bosses and develop their islands with the help of unusual objects, as well as enjoy new textures that revive the world of Minecraft. Caste mobs and interesting mechanics make this server an excellent choice for those who are looking for something new and unusual.

play.neowo.net

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, Isles, mystic, No. 931555461 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Intrigue Enigma Secret Clues Puzzle Hidden Mysterious Unsolved Conundrum Riddle Cryptic, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9704

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Imagine building a castle while fighting off zombies with a carrot sword – that’s just a typical Tuesday on this server! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop out golden apples for you to snack on while you mine for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of creepers breakdancing to Skrillex music. Plus, our mods are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your pet chicken into a dragon that shoots fireballs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your Minecraft experience turned upside down and inside out in the best way possible! Let’s get this block party started!

YoniPotDisasterCraft

anger management, communication problems, Confrontation, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, household items, loud noises, personal boundaries, personal space, pot usage, privacy invasion, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, sleep disturbance, YoniPotDisasterCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your roommate’s wild escapades? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where beds don’t creak and pots are used for cooking, not vaginal steaming!

On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of it shaking from the intensity of your roommate’s love making. And rest assured, no one will ever use your precious cooking pots for anything other than making delicious virtual meals.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build, explore, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted interruptions. Trust us, you deserve a peaceful Minecraft experience after dealing with such outrageous roommates in real life.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	6470
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	223738
Divine Spears Created:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	7466