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TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3898
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Potions Brewed:	193
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6