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AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Crops Grown:	1080	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Farms Harvested:	607	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5496	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	84859	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	817	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	835187
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1353	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	59	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	5653
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	691300
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1