Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

accident, Assistance, awkward, bathroom, bleach spray, cleanliness, Cleanup, CLOSET, EMBARRASSING, funny, Gay, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, piss, piss shiver, Request, Server, shiver, SINK, spray the rim, TOILET, wash hands, wipe down

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7288
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8996
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	260	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Buildings Constructed:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Zombie Dances:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crops Grown:	7736
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	692	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!