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Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

#1, 000 days, adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, age, Boost, children, correlation, Development, early years, family, firstborn, firstborns, health, Impact, Life, likelihood, linked, Mental, mental health, Poor, Problems, research, Siblings, study

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold clips, Clips, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining and humorous clips from his gaming streams. With a dedicated fan base, Asmongold Clips has gained popularity for his unique personality and witty commentary on a variety of games. He has garnered a strong following on social media platforms, showcasing his highlights and funny moments from his streams.

BoopCraft SMP

Adult, artists, Backpacks, Builders, building, Claims, Community, Competitions, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Friendly, Grief Prevention, guis, MCMMO, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Npcs, Set homes, smp, Stream, Streamers, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	188228
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

BoopCraft is focused on Building Community via a Fun and Friendly Mostly Vanilla and Primarily Adult SMP geared towards streamers, builders, and MC Artists who want to create a thriving and positive community!

play.boopcraftsmp.com

Countries on the real map of the world server minecraft

Adventure, banner, Community, Countries, countries on the real map, Exploration, Gaming, geography, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, ONLINE, personal account, real map, Server, server description, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	408438
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6117
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

The description of the server server “Countries on the real map of the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Survival3444.aternos.me

SuperFunTime

captainsparklez, Casual Player Base., Christmas Event, Cultist Mages, Dungeons, Events, forum, Hangout, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, Network, Owners, Player class, Special Surprises, SuperFunTime, survival server, Vanilla RPG, Video, Website

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1979	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Minecraft IP	play.superfuntime.org
Discord Server	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has SuperFunTime been around?

Founded in 2010, SuperFunTime is one of the oldest and longest-serving Minecraft and gaming communities.

2. What features does the Survival server offer?

The Survival server includes an economy, prestige MCMMO, Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4+, Realistic Seasons, PyroTempus’ PyroFishing, PyroFarming, PyroMining, and player events hosted by staff.

3. What can players do on the Creative server?

The Creative server features automatic plots and WorldEdit for players to unleash their creativity.

4. What is the upcoming Odyssey RPG server?

Odyssey RPG is a new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server where players embark on an adventure to a faraway planet, facing challenges and unlocking new skills.

5. What does the Modded server offer?

The Modded server allows players to dive into the world of modded Minecraft with various mods and experiences.

6. Are there any special events for Christmas?

Yes, players can join the special Christmas event with surprises and events throughout December.

7. Who are the owners of SuperFunTime?

The owners are TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, and Autpek.

Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

family dynamics, financial boundaries, financial contributions, financial independence, gift giving, household expenses, HubsNBills, husband covering bills, in-laws, joint expenses, marital finances, Minecraft, mortgage-free, nursing income, passive income, property taxes, rental properties, Server, snide comments, spousal support, student loans, working part-time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	4934
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	3368
Buildings Constructed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	232
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	265640	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

play.pixeras.com

THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6786	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

Players:	110/900	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3