PirateSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Zombie Dances:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6119
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	4748
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	9769
Votes:	1809	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2815
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	121	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!