Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	1220	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6108
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4727	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	585954
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	1878	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Votes:	7696

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!