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SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1460	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Crops Grown:	3843
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2803	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	90	New Chunks Explored:	644800
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8000	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4980
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	3867
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

Virtual AI Artistry 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4chanX Catbox userscript, ACO, ai generated art, AI generated images, aids, ARTISTRY, Cloud Hosted Installs, ddg, DEGEN, EDG, EF+HLL Guide, Embed Thread Archive, G.., getting started, GPU Performance Data, HDG FAQ, Hypernetworks, klalalalalalalalala~, ldg, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, models, NovelAI wiki, related tags, Trash, udg, VG, virtual, VT, vtai, VTai Resources, VTai Scripts, VTai Wiki, vtaiArchive, Vtuber, VTuber LoRAs, VTuber Model Mixes, VTuber Prompt List, VTuber XL Loras

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5742
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Hey yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and klalalalalalalalala~ Edition madness!

Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server that has an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality? Plus, our server is so crazy that even the /vtai/ Wiki is DOWN and TBD – talk about living life on the edge!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got resources galore, from VTuber XL Loras to LoRA checklists to VTuber prompt lists. And don’t even get me started on our Catbox scripts – they’re so wild, they’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaotic world of /vtai/ where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crops Grown:	6795

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	867	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	76	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2542
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5