PirateCraft: Shiver Me Blockers

Adventure, Blockers, Buried Treasure, high seas, jolly roger, Mateys, pirate adventure, pirate captain, pirate code, pirate crew, pirate flag, pirate life, pirate ship, PirateCraft, Pirates, plundering, sailing, sea voyage, shipmates, shiver, Swashbuckling, Treasure hunt, yo ho ho

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!

Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?

But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!

So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	61
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Animals Bred:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	115054	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Farms Harvested:	174	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	7674	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crops Grown:	4030	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Votes:	1074	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru