Pirate Parrot Haven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	8583	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	4655
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	1175
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Void Gems Collected:	25
Animals Bred:	100	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	627864

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7462	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Votes:	8484

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	95
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.