Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1354	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6473	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	4604
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	448145
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4285
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4